But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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