Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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