remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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