On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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