Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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