I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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