why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I would fuck him just for his dog
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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