Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
