the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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