How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I FOUND THE LEGS
We need to get me chipped asap
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