If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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