She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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