look no pants
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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