I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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