so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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