I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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