ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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