he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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