Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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