S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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