we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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