You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
People in love make me want to vomit
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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