She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
