Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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