What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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