Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
