I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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