I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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