some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
im on a boat
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