omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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