It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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