I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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