fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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