Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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