New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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