Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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