we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
All I want is dick and wine.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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