Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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