does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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