try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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