I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
smell my finger.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize