I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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