Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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