Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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