There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i think i have two assholes
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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