You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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