Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
