Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I will pee on everything he values.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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