That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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