Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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