Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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